Thursday, 2 September 2021

Out With Evie, In With Beth

Rebecca Fuller (Beth Casey)

Elizabeth and Lily are getting ready for the Casey wedding. So is David as he’s trying to get everything ready - he’s even agreed to Steph’s request to be greeted by two ewes on arrival. It’s fallen on Roooooth to sort that out and is relying on Elizabeth to give her the heads-up when they’re on their way. Vince, meanwhile, is making furrows in the lawn with his relentless pacing up and down as he worries about seeing his estranged daughter Beth and her ‘waste of space’ boyfriend Nathan.


At the reception the champagne’s flowing and judging by Lily’s critique of the other guests it’s quite the trashy affair. There are facelifts and tattooed eyebrows galore and Steph’s dress is covered in 50,000 hand-sewn crystals (really?) and Vince’s exes are getting hammered. There’s no mention of how groom Liam is dressed - I’m imagining a man-bun, stubble, open necked shirt and loafers with no socks.


Beth and Elizabeth get talking. To be honest, on conversation alone, Beth seems to be the more well-adjusted of the Casey daughters. I warmed to her right from the moment she called David an ‘old dude’ in-front of Roooooth and Elizabeth. Liz turns out to be a mediator between Beth and her father Vince and persuades Beth to approach him. We learn that Beth and Nathan have split up, and Beth concedes that her father may have had a point about him, admitting that he was ‘a total loser’. 


Over at Home Farm they’re setting up a conference call with Debbie so that they can all interview the two shortlisted candidates for the new farm manager - Barnaby and Stella. We’re not included to the actual interviews, but the outcome is that everyone wants to give the job to Stella, except that is Brian, who wants Barnaby to have it. Kate calls Barnaby a mini-Brian and Jennifer agrees saying that he had ‘no spark’ and wasn’t bringing any new ideas. Kate smells a rat and discovers that Brian had encouraged him to apply, and he must have thought it was in the bag. Brian’s hurt that he didn’t get his way and excuses himself sharply to do some ‘real farming’.


When Stella arrives at Home Farm to discuss terms she says all the right things, but drives a hard bargain over her salary, asking for 10 percent more to cover her accommodation costs (her last job included a place to live). Brian counters with 5 percent but when Stella expresses doubts Jennifer offers 7.5 and has her hand bitten off. Brian’s ego is bruised and feels surplus to requirements as effectively all the decisions over the recruitment process were made by the rest of the family. 


Josh has signed a deal with Borsetshire Catering to supply them with eggs but have given them a massive discount, and plans to recoup the profits later. Ben’s got something on his mind, or rather someone - he’s fallen for Beth Casey and can’t deal with it as he’s still going out with Evie, his girlfriend of nearly a year now. His brother Josh wisely counsels him not to rush into something he might regret. Pip picks up on his mood too and it turns out that Josh has already spilled the beans on his younger brothers’ love life. He’s tormenting himself as he can’t decide what to do and pleads with Pip to make the decision for him. While she doesn’t exactly do that, she says that if Ben’s having doubts about Evie then maybe he should follow his instincts. He doesn’t even know how to break up with her so gets Pip’s advice on that too, and then wastes no time in going off to do the deed. It goes as well as expected of course, with a tearful Evie taking it very badly. Ben other the other hand is straight on the phone to Beth.


Christopher is noticing that his parents don’t seem to be getting on as well as normal and puts it down to the stress of looking after Martha and comments that they never take time to relax together. Neil thinks it will blow over and tells Chris as much, but Susan thinks it goes deeper than that and confides in Pat that she thinks their relationship is in trouble - “it’s like somethings coming between us” she says. Speaking of which, Neil runs into Shula and she apologies for how she spoke to him a couple of weeks ago. She asks about Alice and while explaining what’s happening he tells Shula how much he’s missed her - and then starts to break down. Shula’s advice is the same as Pats’ - making an effort to spend more time together.


That opportunity soon arises as Christopher has a surprise for his parents. He, Emma and Tracy are treating them to a meal at Grey Gables so they can spend a night with each other in peace and quiet. In fact the dinner is very peaceful and very quiet as they struggle to make conversation together, and what conversation they do make is like treading on eggshells (and if it’s Josh’s eggs the shells will be very fragile indeed unless his hen’s have made a speedy recovery from their Bronchitis). It’s hardly the most dynamic piece of radio drama you’ll hear, but the sound effects department certainly earn their money with the full-on generic restaurant ambience, although I’d have appreciated them reigning in Susan and Neil’s eating noises a bit (I think they may have re-used an old recording of Neil feeding his pigs).


Nothing much of note happens until Neil mentions Shula and the sudden drop of temperature in the room is palpable and it’s remarkable that Neil doesn’t pick up on Susan’s change in tone. She puts down her knife and fork and he asks if there’s something wrong with her food. “No Neil, something’s wrong with us” and cites the awkward silences and chit-chat to pass the time instead of proper conversation as evidence. Is it tiredness as Neil suggests or is there a more fundamental problem? They skip desert and go home early, much to Chris’s surprise, and while Neil stays up with a hot chocolate in front of the telly, it’s straight to bed for Susan.


A more enjoyable dinner is had by Lily and Russ, who are over at No.6 The Green where they are Tracey and Jazzers’ guests. Far from Russ’s prediction of a miserable evening spent over a Pot Noodle supper, Tracy impresses with a chicken dish the details of which we are not privy too. Perhaps this is a teaser for a Tracy Horrobin cookbook - it would make a nice companion to the Jennifer Aldridge cookbook which I recently snapped up for £1 at a local village fete. Lily, who is barely older than Chelsea, suggests she might be motivated by the chance to take driving lessons, which out of financial necessity, Tracy will deliver.


I remember when Lily herself was learning to drive and Kenton took her and Freddie out for a lesson. I think ‘shell-shocked’ was his reaction. Let’s hope that Chelsea is a better student and Tracy a more competent instructor!

 

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